During my times of learning, I would have never thought that ...
So today I went for JPJ test at my driving school and gawd I was so freaking nervous because
#1: I woke up late... my tutor was suppose to pick me up at 7 am and I was so tired, so I overslept and woke around 7.40am. My tutor was already outside waiting while I was still snoozing my nose off!! PLUS... I didn't even hear the phone rings and the alarm I set. Gawd, I must be sleeping like sloth! My bro probably think I was dead when he shouted my name awaking me.
#2: Was suppose to practice driving for 2 hours today and was only able to make for 1 hour 'cos JPJ test was about to start at 8.30am. Actually, it was less than an hour... darn.
#3: I was so bloody blur about where to start and what to do first which is the 5 perkara.
Odoi kangkudiau, au zou hafal iho.
#4: I don't have any friends to talk and discuss to and mu tutor was so friggin' sure I was going to pass like a rainbow.
So I practice the lebuhraya and try to recall and memorize all those things with changing gears, signals, how fast can you go and not to panic.... gawsh, it was hard to do it when it's been like 2 weeks since you didn't drive. darn.
Then after that awful drive, we went to KMK to practice the hill. Which I was pretty fine already. Well, I was hopeful. And then after a while, came another of my tutor's student which his name is BiBi. Then I do a few time with the hill and we exchange sit and he did it. He was a smooth driver and I feel safe with him. Rupa-rupanya.... he have a car but no license.
So I've got myself a friend to talk to and discuss to... (O God, thank you so much!!!!)
Then we talk about a lot of things which is the 5 perkara and the side parking and the hill and bla...bla...bla... until it's our turn to do the 3 basic drive (hill, side parking and 3 pointer). I went first and BB went after me.
The hill - the examiner was a dude... so he asked me to start at the white line and off I go.... I stop right on top of the yellow line! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! and he asked me to put my hand up if I was ready to pass and putting down my handbrake and off I went to the side parking area. Alleluia. (32 secs)
Side parking - This time, the examiner was a woman. And I was told to put my hand up if I wanted to start and put my hand up if I wanted to go out. So I put my hand up and then start (there was a timer!! she was holding a timer!! o gosh). I almost and BB was at my back so he told me I was really close to the poll and he almost push his horn to warn me (haha, thanks dude but I knew it was close. Sengaja bah... kaC trill sikit.) But I didn't hit the poll. I can say my side parking was perfect. I always wanted it to be perfect. hehe. (bah, minta puji mcm mau kena tampar2). The reason I wanted it to be close to the poll because it makes me easier and it will look beautiful if I go out. So basically, my instinct are OK. So I went out with enough measurement and went to the next one. (2 mins 2 secs)
3 penjuru (btul ka 3 pointer?) - So I was waiting for my turn to do the 3 penjuru and when it is my turn, I didn't know the examiner was looking at me because her eyes was at the side parking and she turn her face and shouted "Janey! Angkat lah tangan!!! (Janey, put up you hand!)" It was so awkward I sink myself into the steering after I put up my hand. (Bikin malu!!!! Kureng butul oh tu puan. Kalo iya pun nda payah lah bah teriak.) But then I think she had to shout 'cos I was far. And when I told BB, he was like "ooo, ko pula tu yang kena teriak." Aduinah... bikin.penjuru was fine and no I didn't go near the poll this time. (52 secs)
So I went to park the car, went to where the examiner sat and sign the documents. I PASSED all three!!!!! Alleluia.
It was such a sad thing because she was asked harshly to go home. The JPJ didn't even say like this "Sorry miss but you failed and you can go home. Try again." instead he said "Get out of the car. You can go home." That's all. If I were her, I would flush myself.
So we waited for the 2nd one which is the highway test for 2 hours. Darn, it was like a long wait and... nevermind... (gawd, i'm such a racist!)
It was my turn and I got a bigger car which is Saga and BB got a smaller car which we use for practice. It was not fair. He's bigger. (Darn, I sound like a kid craving for vanilla ice-cream instead I got a choco?) So yea, he was behind me again ("-.-).
At first, the engine broke so I had to start again, it turns out that I didn't put down the handbrake. (ai, budu nokopio!) Then I start the second go and off I went. The car was racing. LOL, lost control of clutch. hehe... but it was alright until I didn't signal at some point and I was so bloody worried. There was a construction going on and we had to stop to let a truck pass and then the part where I was worried about which is the roundabout, I did pretty well. Thank God.
And then after all of the misery, we stopped and he gave me my result. And I PASSED!!!!!!!!
And BB passed too.
#1: I woke up late... my tutor was suppose to pick me up at 7 am and I was so tired, so I overslept and woke around 7.40am. My tutor was already outside waiting while I was still snoozing my nose off!! PLUS... I didn't even hear the phone rings and the alarm I set. Gawd, I must be sleeping like sloth! My bro probably think I was dead when he shouted my name awaking me.
#2: Was suppose to practice driving for 2 hours today and was only able to make for 1 hour 'cos JPJ test was about to start at 8.30am. Actually, it was less than an hour... darn.
#3: I was so bloody blur about where to start and what to do first which is the 5 perkara.
Odoi kangkudiau, au zou hafal iho.
#4: I don't have any friends to talk and discuss to and mu tutor was so friggin' sure I was going to pass like a rainbow.
So I practice the lebuhraya and try to recall and memorize all those things with changing gears, signals, how fast can you go and not to panic.... gawsh, it was hard to do it when it's been like 2 weeks since you didn't drive. darn.
Then after that awful drive, we went to KMK to practice the hill. Which I was pretty fine already. Well, I was hopeful. And then after a while, came another of my tutor's student which his name is BiBi. Then I do a few time with the hill and we exchange sit and he did it. He was a smooth driver and I feel safe with him. Rupa-rupanya.... he have a car but no license.
So I've got myself a friend to talk to and discuss to... (O God, thank you so much!!!!)
Then we talk about a lot of things which is the 5 perkara and the side parking and the hill and bla...bla...bla... until it's our turn to do the 3 basic drive (hill, side parking and 3 pointer). I went first and BB went after me.
The hill - the examiner was a dude... so he asked me to start at the white line and off I go.... I stop right on top of the yellow line! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! and he asked me to put my hand up if I was ready to pass and putting down my handbrake and off I went to the side parking area. Alleluia. (32 secs)
Side parking - This time, the examiner was a woman. And I was told to put my hand up if I wanted to start and put my hand up if I wanted to go out. So I put my hand up and then start (there was a timer!! she was holding a timer!! o gosh). I almost and BB was at my back so he told me I was really close to the poll and he almost push his horn to warn me (haha, thanks dude but I knew it was close. Sengaja bah... kaC trill sikit.) But I didn't hit the poll. I can say my side parking was perfect. I always wanted it to be perfect. hehe. (bah, minta puji mcm mau kena tampar2). The reason I wanted it to be close to the poll because it makes me easier and it will look beautiful if I go out. So basically, my instinct are OK. So I went out with enough measurement and went to the next one. (2 mins 2 secs)
3 penjuru (btul ka 3 pointer?) - So I was waiting for my turn to do the 3 penjuru and when it is my turn, I didn't know the examiner was looking at me because her eyes was at the side parking and she turn her face and shouted "Janey! Angkat lah tangan!!! (Janey, put up you hand!)" It was so awkward I sink myself into the steering after I put up my hand. (Bikin malu!!!! Kureng butul oh tu puan. Kalo iya pun nda payah lah bah teriak.) But then I think she had to shout 'cos I was far. And when I told BB, he was like "ooo, ko pula tu yang kena teriak." Aduinah... bikin.penjuru was fine and no I didn't go near the poll this time. (52 secs)
So I went to park the car, went to where the examiner sat and sign the documents. I PASSED all three!!!!! Alleluia.
If you're looking at the time, my lucky no. for that day might be 2.
BB told me that there's 1 girl that was asked to go home because she failed the hill. Punyala...It was such a sad thing because she was asked harshly to go home. The JPJ didn't even say like this "Sorry miss but you failed and you can go home. Try again." instead he said "Get out of the car. You can go home." That's all. If I were her, I would flush myself.
So we waited for the 2nd one which is the highway test for 2 hours. Darn, it was like a long wait and... nevermind... (gawd, i'm such a racist!)
It was my turn and I got a bigger car which is Saga and BB got a smaller car which we use for practice. It was not fair. He's bigger. (Darn, I sound like a kid craving for vanilla ice-cream instead I got a choco?) So yea, he was behind me again ("-.-).
At first, the engine broke so I had to start again, it turns out that I didn't put down the handbrake. (ai, budu nokopio!) Then I start the second go and off I went. The car was racing. LOL, lost control of clutch. hehe... but it was alright until I didn't signal at some point and I was so bloody worried. There was a construction going on and we had to stop to let a truck pass and then the part where I was worried about which is the roundabout, I did pretty well. Thank God.
And then after all of the misery, we stopped and he gave me my result. And I PASSED!!!!!!!!
And BB passed too.
True students of Uncle Jinggol (oh, that's my tutor.) hehe. Uncle Jinggol rules!
We gave our result to JPJ and then he said we can go home. BB sent me home with his car. He brought his car!!! darn... He's been driving for 3 years without a license which is CRAZY! Not only for three year but going and back from kk to bintulu. That's friggin' far. (Gila oh... I wonder why he's not caught...)
We gave our result to JPJ and then he said we can go home. BB sent me home with his car. He brought his car!!! darn... He's been driving for 3 years without a license which is CRAZY! Not only for three year but going and back from kk to bintulu. That's friggin' far. (Gila oh... I wonder why he's not caught...)
I passed miraculously.
Thanks for reading... I never knew you people would survive this boring post.
